how my genious broke the printer

my thesis, entitled "using chemical data to define flow systems in cuatro cienegas, coahuila, mexico," is so good, it broke the printer while i was trying to print it. yes, that's right, I AM FINISHED WITH MY MASTERS THESIS AND I TURNED IT IN TO THE GRADUATE OFFICE THIS AFTERNOON!!!!!!!! can you believe it? i just need to print copies for my professors now, but the printer just can't handle such genious-ness, so it's not cooperating. but, i'm not letting it get me down, oh no. i just turned in my masters thesis to the graduate office. i'm technically free. oh, freedom is so beautiful. i wonder what it's like to be a normal person again. i'm looking forward to joining the so-called real life, with guiltless nights and weekends. i can enjoy that, right? is it possible? ;-) this feels good (even if the printer is retarded).